>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...
>> THAT´S HER.
>> WOW. SHE´S LIKE A LITTLE--
LITTLE LION CUB.
>> WE´RE DOING THIS. SUPERIOR
ARTERIAL HEMORRHAGE. DOCTOR,
HE´S GOING INTO SHOCK.
>> THAT IS THE WAY YOU PLAY
A LEADING MAN. HE HAS
THE COURAGE OF HIS CONVICTIONS,
YET HE IS CLASSY. HE IS ALWAYS
CLASSY.
>> WE´VE BEEN TO AN INTERNIST,
A NEUROLOGIST,
A GASTROENTEROLOGIST.
NOBODY THINKS YOU´RE SICK.
YOU´RE HIDING BEHIND THESE
SYMPTOMS BECAUSE YOU´RE SCARED
OF US. YOU FINALLY GET WHAT YOU
WANT, AND YOU CAN´T HANDLE IT.
>> YOU GUYS ARE SCREWING EACH
OTHER.
>> WE LOVE EACH OTHER, SEAN.
>> SEAN CALLED. HE OFFERED ME
THE JOB OF RECEPTIONIST.
>> I THOUGHT GINA WAS A STROKE
OF GENIUS. NOT ONLY IS SHE NOT
SCREWABLE, YOU´VE GOT BUILT-IN
CHILDCARE. YOU AND MY EX-WIFE
CAN HAVE MORE ALONE TIME.
>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I DON´T LIKE THAT
HE´S SO OLD.
>> BELIEVE ME, NEITHER DO I.
>> AND HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
>> YOUR MOTHER´S QUITE HARD ON
YOU.
>> HA!
>> MAGDA AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 21 YEARS THIS MAY.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> FOR WHAT? I WANTED A REAL
MAN. OMAR SHARIF. BURT REYNOLDS.
HELL, EVEN A ROLL OF BRAWNY
PAPER TOWELS WOULD HAVE BEEN
FINE. BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS
HAIRLESS FREAK.
>> BACK IN THE EIGHTIES, HAIR
REMOVAL WAS ALL THE RAGE.
I PARTOOK, YOU KNOW, TO SAY
THE LEAST. MAGDA MADE ME SUFFER
THROUGH MONTHS OF EXCRUCIATING
ELECTROLYSIS.
>> I FOLLOWED THE TRENDS.
>> WELL, NOW, MAGDA DEMANDS IT
BACK. SHE READ IN NEWSWEEK THAT
BEING HIRSUTE IS EN VOGUE AGAIN.
CHEST HAIR, LONG SIDEBURNS. I
THINK THEY CALL IT RETROSEXUAL.
>> YEAH. HAIR TRANSPLANTS TO
THE FACE AND THE CHEST ARE
BECOMING QUITE POPULAR.
>> I WANT A MOUSTACHE ON HIM,
AND I WANT SOME FUR ON HIS ASS.
HIS IS PINK LIKE A GIRL´S.
>> WELL, YOU SEEM TO HAVE
A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF FOLLICLES ON
YOUR HEAD. I DON´T THINK WE´LL
HAVE ANY PROBLEM HARVESTING
2,500 TO 3,000 GRAFTS.
>> I AGREE TO IT ONLY IF I COULD
GET A FACE FRESHENING WHILE I´M
IN HERE. GOD KNOWS I DON´T
WANT ALL MY GOOD YEARS TO BE
BEHIND ME.
>> SURE. WE COULD DO
A TIGHTENING ALONG THE JAW
LINE AND GET RID OF THE CROW´S
FEET AROUND YOUR EYES.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAGDA?
THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU?
>> OH, JESUS. SHE DIDN´T JUST--
>> [FLATULENCE]
>> SHE WAS UP TILL 1:30 EATING
NACHOS AND WATCHING LAST CALL
WITH CARSON DALY.
I´VE SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL,
GENTLEMEN, AND THIS DEVIL JUST
WON´T DIE. WHEN WE MET, I WAS IN
MY EARLY 20s, STRUGGLING ACTOR.
MAGDA´S HEALTH WAS DETERIORATING
FAST. I DECIDED TO MARRY HER,
FIGURED I´D PUT IN A COUPLE OF
YEARS AT MOST, GET A PRETTY NICE
PAYDAY. HER FIRST HUSBAND MADE
MILLIONS IN TOBACCO.
>> NO MONEY IN THE WORLD IS
WORTH GIVING UP YOUR LIFE FOR.
>> IF I LEAVE BEELZEBUB NOW, HER
FIRST PHONE CALL WILL BE TO
THE LAWYERS. I´LL WIND UP WITH
PRACTICALLY BUPKIS, AND THEN
SHE´LL KEEL OVER THE NEXT DAY.
[SCOFFS]
>> IT´S HER LIFE.
>> OH, I HAVEN´T EVEN TOLD YOU
THE WORST PART. MAGDA SCREWS
LIKE BUGS BUNNY. SHE DEMANDS IT,
6-8 TIMES A DAY.
>> HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>> I CLOSE MY EYES.
I THINK OF THE VILLA I´LL BUY IN
PORTOFINO WHEN SHE FINALLY
KICKS.
>> [GRUNTS]
HOW LONG WAS I OUT?
DAMN. YOU´RE STILL HERE?
OH, I DREAMT I WAS SCREWING
A FLUGELHORN PLAYER.
>> YES. WE HEARD THE FLUGELHORN.
>> I´M HUNGRY. GO MAKE ME
SOME SOUP.
>> ♫ AHH ♫
♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL ♫
♫ MAKE ME,
THE PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND,
A PERFECT FACE,
A PERFECT
LIE ♫
>> OK, PEOPLE, LET´S GET IT
DONE.
[MONITORS BEEPING]
>> 15 BLADE.
THANK YOU, NURSE.
>> OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED?
>> WHO´S THAT? WHO´S THAT?
>> IT´S ASHLEY.
>> [SIGHS] ASHLEY, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
>> WHAT--
>> THIS WOMAN WAS CRUSHED BY
AN ELEPHANT AT THE CIRCUS. ISN´T
THAT RIGHT, PETER? I AM
PERFORMING A MANDIBULAR
RECONSTRUCTION WITH
THE 13th RIB.
>> JUST--JUST 3 CENTIMETERS
TO THE LEFT.
>> NO, DOCTOR, NOT THE PATIENT.
YOU. YOUR EYES.
>> OH, IT´S NOTHING. JUST
A LITTLE RIVER BLINDNESS.
I CAUGHT IT FIXING CLEFT PALATES
ON THE AMAZONIAN RIVER THIS
WEEKEND. OH, THE YANOMANI
CHILDREN. TO SEE THEIR FACES, IT
WAS ALL WORTH IT. PETER, IF YOU
COULD HAVE BEEN THERE--
>> DOCTOR, SHOULD YOU BE
OPERATING?
>> YES, I SHOULD BE OPERATING.
PETER´S MY EYES. BONE SAW!
>> [BUZZING]
>> HERE WE GO.
[LIQUID SQUISHING]
>> OH! OH, WE GOT A BLEEDER!
>> CUT, CUT.
[BELL RINGS]
>> AIDAN STONE, YOU ARE A BOY
GENIUS.
[BEEPING]
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> MARCUS!
>> FREDDIE, FREDDIE, FREDDIE,
FREDDIE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
>> IT WAS A NICE SCENE.
>> YEAH. THANKS. YOU TOO.
>> DATING A BLACK GUY NOW.
>> THAT´S GREAT.
GOOD FOR YOU.
>> WHO´S JOSE FELICIANO OVER
THERE?
>> OH, THAT´S MARCUS.
>> WHOO!
>> AIDAN´S BLINDNESS CONSULTANT.
>> I DON´T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS DO
IT. AND IT´S ALL THE TIME,
RIGHT? IT´S LIKE 24/7.
>> WELL, PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
>> WOW. DID IT SEEM AUTHENTIC,
THOUGH? I MEAN, I WAS DOING SOME
REALLY COOL SHIT WITH MY EYES.
>> WERE YOU?
>> YEAH, LIKE, BACK AND FORTH,
AND THEN--
>> WELL, IT SOUNDED LIFELIKE.
>> IT DID.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT NO, WHAT DID IT LOOK
LIKE? DID IT LOOK--´CAUSE I...
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> MR. McNAMARA? EXCUSE ME.
I´M COLLEEN ROSE OF
THE COLLEEN ROSE AGENCY. I WAS
ON THE LOT VISITING ANOTHER
CLIENT, AND I THOUGHT I´D SWING
BY AND WATCH YOU WORK. WHAT I
JUST SAW YOU DO WAS SENSATIONAL,
JUST SENSATIONAL, REALLY. SUCH
PATHOS. STRASBERG, RIGHT?
DOESN´T MATTER. YOU ARE
A SCENE STEALER. AND I HEAR
THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE YOU´RE
LOOKING FOR REPRESENTATION.
>> I´M FLATTERED, BUT I´M
A MEDICAL CONSULTANT, NOT
AN ACTOR. I DON´T THINK
I´M VERY GOOD.
>> I TOTALLY DISAGREE. YOU HAVE
A VERY NATURALISTIC PROCESS. AND
I KNOW I CAN GET YOU WORK--
MOVIES, COMMERCIALS. IT WOULD BE
A CRIME TO HIDE THAT MASSIVE
TALENT OF YOURS.
>> SEANIE, I´VE JUST GOTTEN OFF
THE PHONE WITH AIDIE´S AGENT,
WHO´S VERY, VERY UPSET ABOUT
YESTERDAY´S DAILIES. APPARENTLY,
HE HAS A MASSIVE ZIT ON HIS
CLIENT´S NOSE. I NEED YOU
TOMORROW MORNING 6 A.M. TO
RESHOOT.
>> OH, WAIT. FREDDIE, I HAVE
2 SURGERIES SCHEDULED FOR THAT
TIME.
>> EXCUSE ME.
>> NO, EXCUSE ME. I´M
FREDDIE PRUNE, EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER AND CREATOR OF
HEARTS & SCALPELS. HOW CAN I
HELP YOU?
>> AND I´M SEAN´S AGENT.
COLLEEN ROSE OF THE COLLEEN ROSE
AGENCY.
>> SEANIE, I DIDN´T KNOW YOU HAD
AN AG--
>> SEAN IS NOT GOING TO BE
RESCHEDULING ANY SURGERIES
BECAUSE OF SOME ZIT, ALL RIGHT?
SEAN IS A MEDICAL CONSULTANT AND
A PRODUCER. HE´S NOT ONE OF YOUR
CATTLE. HE SAVES LIVES AT HIS
DAY JOB. SO LISTEN, DO WHAT YOU
HAVE TO. IF YOU HAVE TO SHOOT
AROUND HIM, FINE. GET CLOSE-UPS,
FIX IT IN POST--I DON´T CARE,
REALLY, WHAT YOU DO, BUT
MY CLIENT WILL NOT BE HERE
TOMORROW.
>> YOU GET ME A STRAWBERRY
FRIVOL RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KICK
YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU´RE WELCOME.
>> IN THIS NEXT BIT, I THINK I´M
GOING TO CRY. YOU KNOW? I JUST--
I REALLY WANT TO SHOW THAT BLIND
PEOPLE CAN CRY LIKE NORMAL
PEOPLE. THAT´S PRETTY BRILLIANT,
RIGHT?
>> YOU KNOW, AIDAN, BLIND PEOPLE
REALLY DO CRY LIKE EVERYONE
ELSE.
>> I KNOW. BUT I´M SAYING THAT
WHEN I CRY, I CAN SEE AGAIN.
YEAH. OH, BUT I CAN ONLY SEE
AGAIN WHEN I´M CRYING. I HAVE TO
GET, LIKE...
I JUST GOT TO GET REALLY
EMOTIONAL.
>> I DON´T KNOW THAT RIVER
BLINDNESS WAS EVER CURED THAT
WAY, BUT, WELL, FROM WHAT I´VE
LEARNED, I MEAN, BLIND PEOPLE DO
GET THEIR SIGHT BACK. YOU KNOW,
THEY TAKE...
>> EDEN, RIGHT?
>> YES. WE MET AT YOUR HELL
PARTY.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, THAT WAS A PRETTY CRAZY
NIGHT.
>> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SEAN?
I THINK HE´S HANGING OUT WITH
THE EXTRAS SOMEWHERE.
>> NO, ACTUALLY, I TOOK
THE STUDIO TOUR AND SNUCK AWAY.
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE FUN TO
FIND THINGS MYSELF.
>> HMM.
>> OR MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW ME
AROUND.
>> WELL, WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO
START?
>> OH, WELL, I´VE ALWAYS
WONDERED IF THE BIG STARS HAVE
BEDS IN THEIR TRAILERS.
>> I AM BIG, DARLING.
I´M VERY BIG.
[DOOR OPENS]
>> I HAVE YOUR RESULTS.
[DOOR SHUTS]
>> THE TESTS DON´T RULE OUT
EVERYTHING, BUT YOUR T.S.H.
IS IN THE RANGE. WE JUST CAN´T
FIND OUT WHAT´S WRONG WITH YOU,
JULIA.
>> WELL, UM, WHAT DON´T THEY
RULE OUT?
>> CERTAIN RARE CANCERS, BUT I
REALLY DON´T THINK--
>> YOU DON´T HAVE CANCER.
>> JUST SOMETIMES, I THINK THAT
YOU BELIEVE I´M FAKING THIS
WHOLE THING.
BUT I KNOW THAT THERE IS
SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH ME.
AND IF DR. HUGHES CAN´T FIND OUT
WHAT IT IS, THEN I WILL GO TO
SEE SOMEONE WHO CAN.
>> THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE WE
COULD TEST FOR.
YOUR SYMPTOMS COULD BE CAUSED BY
AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE.
>> [EXHALES]
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
WERE TESTED FOR HIV?
>> SLOW DOWN. THERE ARE OTHER
AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES BESIDES HIV.
>> 6 MONTHS AGO.
>> AND HOW MANY PARTNERS HAVE
YOU HAD SINCE THEN? MAYBE 50?
>> I´M NOT HIV POSITIVE.
>> I WAS FINE UNTIL WE STARTED
SLEEPING TOGETHER.
>> [SCOFFS]
>> TEST ME FOR HIV.
AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET
A TEST TODAY, TOO.
>> MM-HMM.
>> [SIGHS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> HERE´S YOUR AFTERNOON
PICK-ME-UP--DOUBLE ESPRESSO WITH
NON-FAT SOY, JUST THE WAY YOU
LIKE IT.
>> [SIGHS]
>> I LEFT OUT THE SAMBUCA SINCE
YOU DO HAVE SURGERY IN
10 MINUTES.
>> [CHUCKLES]
THANK YOU. OH, THANKS.
DID YOU PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING?
>> MM-HMM. I GOT IT ON MY LUNCH
BREAK. I HUNG IT UP IN YOUR CAR.
>> THANKS.
WHAT IS THIS CRAP?
I MEAN, YOU GET MY COFFEE, YOU
GET MY MESSAGES, YOU HAVEN´T
CALLED ME "ASSHOLE" IN DAYS.
IT´S LIKE GINA SLUT-BITCH DIED
AND MISS MONEYPENNY´S HERE IN
HER PLACE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> NOTHING.
>> MM-HMM.
>> NO, CHRISTIAN, REALLY.
>> MM-HMM.
>> I ADMIT IT--I´M NOT THE SAME
GIRL THAT YOU KNEW BACK IN
MIAMI. I GUESS I JUST--I FINALLY
REALIZED HOW LUCKY I AM.
MY VIRAL LOAD IS SO LOW, IT
ACTUALLY RIVALS MAGIC JOHNSON´S.
I ACTUALLY LIKE MY JOB. I GET TO
SEE WILBUR. AND I HAVE YOU TO
THANK FOR IT.
AND I KNOW, YOU´RE KIND OF
HAVING A TOUGH TIME WITH JULIA,
AND...
I DON´T WANT TO ADD TO YOUR
PROBLEMS.
>> SO, UH...HUH.
WHAT DID YOU HEAR?
>> THAT SHE RIDES YOU PRETTY
HARD. THAT´S ALL.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE´S SICK
AND SHE, UM...
YOU KNOW, SHE´S IN BED ALL DAY.
SHE GOT NOBODY TO TALK TO.
>> YEAH. NO, I GET IT.
>> NO, YOU DON´T GET IT.
JESUS CHRIST. [CHUCKLES]
IT´S LIKE WE´RE MARRIED ALREADY.
I MEAN...
I NEED A BREAK.
>> WHAT YOU NEED IS A RELEASE
FROM ALL THE STRESS THAT THIS
HAG IS PUTTING ON YOU. I KNOW
EXACTLY HOW TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
>> OH, NO. I AM NOT GOING
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT SABER-TOOTHED
SNATCH OF YOURS.
>> OH, GOD. NO. I´M DONE WITH
THAT K-HOLE OF IRRESPONSIBILITY.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
>> [TEARS FOR FEARS PERFORMING
THE DEVIL]
>> ♫ THE DEVIL
TAKE ME OUT
BEFORE
I´M USHERED OUT,
´CAUSE YOU ARE
LIKE ME... ♫
>> I WAS THINKING ABOUT LETTING
GINA GO. YOU WERE RIGHT. SHE´S
A DISTRACTION FOR BOTH OF US.
AND TODAY, SHE ASKED FOR
A RAISE.
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE
HER A RAISE. I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
BUT I THINK SHE´S THE BEST
RECEPTIONIST WE´VE EVER HAD, OK?
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER
DAY? I DIDN´T KNOW WHAT TO EAT
FOR LUNCH, SO SHE ORDERED
THE ENTIRE MENU. WHEN THEY
DELIVERED IT, SHE SCREAMED AT
THEM FOR SCREWING THINGS UP, SO
WE GOT EVERYTHING FOR FREE.
[CHUCKLES]
>> SEAN, YOUR AGENT´S ON
THE PHONE.
>> AGENT? I THOUGHT YOU WEREN´T
MOVING OUT.
>> SHE´S NOT A REAL ESTATE
AGENT. SHE´S A TALENT AGENT.
>> TALENT AGENT?
I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TALENT FOR
A TALENT AGENT.
>> [BOTH GRUNTING]
>> OH! [LAUGHS]
NO PANTIES. I LIKEY LIKEY!
>> DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME?
>> OH, THEY´LL WAIT.
>> [MOANS]
>> I RUN THIS SHOW. MATTER OF
FACT, I RUN THE WHOLE GODDAMN
NETWORK.
>> OH, I THOUGHT BARBARA SHAPIRO
RAN THE NETWORK.
>> THAT DEAF BITCH? THE ONLY
REASON WHY THEY LET HER IN
THE JEWISH MAFIA IS TO FILL
A DISABILITY QUOTA.
>> [MOANS]
>> [IMITATES DEAF PERSON] I´M
GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE
A PIG.
>> [MOANS AND LAUGHS]
>> [NORMAL VOICE] OH,
GRAB MY ASS.
>> [BOTH GROANING]
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> [EDEN MOANS]
>> I´M NOT A PREMATURE
EJACULATOR. THERE´S, LIKE--
THERE´S, LIKE, 3 HOURS CUT OUT
OF THAT VIDEO. WHO EDITED THIS?
>> THAT´S IT?
[CLICKS]
>> THIS IS BAD. REALLY BAD.
>> LISTEN, KIDS.
2 MILLION DOWNLOADS ON YOUTUBE
IN 8 HOURS. THERE´S GOT TO BE
A WAY WE CAN SPIN THIS TO OUR
ADVANTAGE, DON´T YOU THINK?
>> BARBARA...
YOU KNOW I WAS JUST KIDDING
ABOUT THE WHOLE JEWISH MAFIA
THING.
>> SURE HE WAS.
>> I LOVE THE JEWS.
>> YOU´RE AN OFFENSIVE PIECE
OF SHIT.
>> WHAT--I´M SORRY. WHAT DID SHE
JUST SAY?
>> YOU ARE AN OFFENSIVE PIECE
OF SHIT.
>> AM I--AM I FIRED?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IS HE?
>> NOT YET.
YOU ARE GOING TO GO STRAIGHT
TO REHAB, AND WE WILL TELL
THE PRESS THAT YOU´RE A COKEHEAD
AND A SEXAHOLIC. AND THEN--HEY!
3 MONTHS, YOU WILL DO
AN INTERVIEW WITH LARRY KING,
AND MAYBE WE WILL BRING YOU BACK
FOR SWEEPS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> IT´S TOO BAD YOU´RE NOT
BLACK. WE COULD HAVE KEPT YOU
AROUND TILL THE END OF
THE SEASON.
>> IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?
OK. FIRST OF ALL, BARBARA, I AM
THE SHOW.
THERE IS NO--THERE IS NO SHOW
WITHOUT ME.
>> [COUGHS]
>> OK. FREDDIE IS NOT REALLY
THAT TALENTED.
>> HOW DARE YOU.
>> NO, HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE
YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WITHOUT ME?
>> I JUST DON´T UNDERSTAND WHY
I´M HERE.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE FOR
THAT FAT PIG KATE TINSLEY?
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF THIS BEFORE YOU STUCK YOUR
LITTLE PENIS IN AND OUT OF
MRS. YOUTUBE AND BETRAYED NOT
ONLY ME, BUT THE TENS OF
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT MADE
YOU A HUGE TELEVISION STAR.
>> I--
>> SEAN McNAMARA!
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE?
YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE
THE NEW STAR OF HEARTS &
SCALPELS. THAT´S WHY YOU´RE
HERE.
>> WHAT?
>> JUST FOR 3 MONTHS, UNTIL--
I JUST NEED TO KEEP THE SHOW
GOING. IT´S OK. IT´S--WE NEED
TO--
>> YOU DID GOOD, COLLEEN.
SAVED OUR ASS.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> WAIT--WAIT. THIS WAS--
YOU´RE BEHIND THIS, AREN´T YOU?
>> I´M JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU
ARE, OK?
>> YOU SAID--YOU PUT THAT LITTLE
BITCH UP TO IT TO SET ME UP SO
YOU WOULD TAKE MY JOB. AND I
THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, JUDAS!
>> WE´RE FRIENDS? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH HER, ANYWAY?
>> I´LL TELL YOU ONE THING,
BUDDY. YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH
THE DEVIL? YOU CAN GO TO HELL!
>> YOU´RE THE ONE WHO COULDN´T
KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS.
[THUDS]
>> 2 CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME, GUY.
THIS IS NOT OVER. THIS IS NOT
OVER, FREDDIE.
>> WELL.
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
>> LET´S TALK ABOUT THE NUMBERS.
>> I REMEMBER YOU. [SNIFFS]
YOU´RE THE ONE WHO HAD SO MUCH
PROMISE.
SO MUCH HOPE.
THANK YOU, DR. TROY.
THIS MAN´S READY TO HAVE
A DO-OVER. NEW FACE, NEW LIFE.
NOW´S THE TIME TO START.
>> THERE YOU GO, JEFF. NO NEED
TO LET A WIFE GET IN THE WAY OF
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
>> AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE,
I´M GOING TO LEAVE HER.
>> WHAT?
NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON´T NEED
TO GET DIVORCED TO HAVE FUN.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT
IT, TOO.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, MAGDA´S
NO IDIOT. SHE´LL HIRE A PRIVATE
INVESTIGATOR. NO. IF I DON´T
JUST LEAVE HER AND THROW
THE LAST 21 YEARS AWAY, I´LL
NEVER HAVE ANY ROOM TO BREATHE.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SOMEONE´S
CARETAKER, DR. TROY? IT´S
SUFFOCATING. IT CAN DRIVE YOU TO
MADNESS.
[FOOTSTEPS]
>> WAIT. WHERE´S NURSE BILLY?
YOU SHOULDN´T BE WALKING AROUND
BY YOURSELF.
>> EH. HE SAID HE´D PUKE IF HE
SAW ANY BLOOD. I MIGHT JUST PUKE
WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE.
>> UH--
>> TAKE A HIKE, DOC. TIME TO TRY
OUT THE NEW HAIR.
>> UH, HE´S NOT READY FOR ANY,
UH, PHYSICAL ACTIVITY YET.
>> WELL, HE´S JUST GOING TO LAY
THERE. I DON´T CARE. I´M GOING
TO SIT ON HIS FACE.
>> OH!
>> THE, UH--YEAH. THE--UM,
THE FOLLICLES, THEY´RE VERY--
THEY´RE VERY SENSITIVE RIGHT
NOW, AND SO, YOU´RE GOING TO
HAVE TO--YOU´RE GOING TO HAVE TO
WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS.
>> WELL, OK. WE´LL WATCH
A MOVIE. WHERE´S YOUR TAPE
MACHINE? I GOT WEEKEND AT
BERNIE´S.
>> NOT AGAIN, MAGDA.
>> YES, AGAIN, G.I. JOE. NOW,
MOVE YOUR HAIRY ASS. MAKE ROOM
FOR MOMMA.
>> OH, GOD, MOMMA.
[MONITORS BEEPING]
>> [MAN GROWLING]
>> MID-30s LATINO SOFTBALL
PLAYER WITH AN EXTERNAL
APPENDAGE PROTRUDING FROM
THE SACRAL REGION.
>> A HUMAN TAIL?
>> NO QUIERO MI COLA QUITADA!
>> WHY DON´T YOU WANT IT
REMOVED, SIR?
>> I´M POSSESSED BY SATAN!
[PANTING]
[GROWLING]
>> YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS
IN HELL!
>> YOU KNOW, I DON´T DISAGREE
WITH YOU, BUT MR. AUREILLES, YOU
HAVE GOT TO CALM DOWN!
>> [RETCHES]
>> JESUS! THAT´S FANTASTIC!
CLAUDE, COULD YOU SEE IF THERE´S
ANY OF THAT SPLIT PEA SOUP LEFT
AT CRAFTY?
>> HERE.
LISTEN TO ME! YOU ARE NOT
POSSESSED. THIS IS A TREATABLE
MEDICAL CONDITION.
>> I CAN´T CUT MY TAIL OFF!
>> YES, YOU CAN.
>> [CRYING]
[ELECTRIC BUZZING]
>> [SQUEALS]
>> [SCREAMING]
>> THIS IS LOS ANGELES, PEOPLE!
IT´S CALLED A ROLLING BLACKOUT!
>> [PANTING]
[SCREAMING]
>> [WOMEN SCREAMING]
>> SORRY! ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED
ON THE RISER PEDAL.
>> OK. NOW, LISTEN. EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE FINE. I´M GOING
TO REMOVE YOUR DEVILISH
APPENDAGE, AND YOU´LL BE SLIDING
INTO HOME PLATE BY NEXT WEEK.
>> CUT! YEAH! WHOO!
[APPLAUSE]
>> BRAVO, PEOPLE. VERY
COURAGEOUS WORK.
>> AND A STAR IS BORN, FREDDIE.
>> [EXHALES] YOU KNOW, COLLEEN,
SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT I GAVE
BIRTH TO THE SUPERNOVA THAT WAS
AIDAN STONE.
BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, I THINK
THAT SEAN McNAMARA IS SEXY AND
VULNERABLE AND SO VERY, VERY
MODERN. AND BY THE WAY, SO DO
THE BLOGS. SO YOU´RE GOING TO BE
SEEING A LOT MORE SCENES LIKE
THIS ON HEARTS & SCALPELS, I´LL
TELL YOU THAT.
>> GOD. THAT´S REALLY GOOD.
THANK YOU. THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE
WORK, SEAN.
>> THANKS, KATE. YOU, TOO.
THOUGH I REALLY DON´T FEEL LIKE
I KNOW WHAT I´M DOING.
>> [INDISTINCT]
>> [GRUNTING]
>> HEY, ASSHOLE.
>> NO. IT´S MORE LIKE, "HEY,
ASSHOLE."
>> YOU KNOW, I´M SORRY. I´M
SORRY. WHY ARE YOU HERE, AGAIN?
>> IT´S POSTMODERN SEX,
CHRISTIAN. THIS WAY, WE BOTH GET
WHAT WE WANT WITHOUT ANY
CONSEQUENCES. SHE´S HIV
NEGATIVE, SO YOU GET TO RIDE HER
BAREBACK, AND I GET TO
EXPERIENCE SEX WITHOUT
EXCHANGING ANY FLUIDS.
PLUS, IT´S KIND OF LIKE WATCHING
MYSELF.
>> [EXHALES]
>> CHRISTIAN, YOU HAVE TO LOOK
AT ME.
>> BUT I CAN´T!
>> BUT WE HAVE TO HAVE
A CONNECTION!
>> I CAN´T, ALL RIGHT? IT HURTS
MY NECK. ALL RIGHT? THIS IS NOT
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS. YOU WANT
AN ACROBAT? BLOW A CHIMP.
>> FINE.
>> JESUS.
>> [WOMAN GRUNTS]
>> [GRUNTING]
>> THIS ISN´T WORKING FOR ME.
>> [GRUNTS]
>> JUST PUT HERE WHERE I CAN SEE
YOU. THAT´S ALL.
>> [SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
>> [WOMAN GRUNTS]
>> [GRUNTS]
>> NICE.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> YEAH.
>> [BOTH GRUNTING]
>> KISS ME.
>> NO.
>> KISS ME.
>> NO!
>> THERE´S NO DANGER OF
TRANSMITTING THE VIRUS UNLESS
I´VE HAD DENTAL SURGERY, AND I
HAVEN´T.
>> LEAVE, GINA. YOU´RE RUINING
EVERYTHING.
>> I´M NOT PAYING YOU TO USE
YOUR MOUTH, YOU LITTLE WHORE.
NOW, YOU SHUT UP, OR YOU WON´T
GET A PENNY.
PLEASE? KISS ME.
>> NO.
>> FINE. KEEP GOING.
>> [PANTING]
>> [BOTH GRUNTING]
>> [CHRISTIAN GRUNTING]
>> KISS ME.
PLEASE.
>> [CHRISTIAN MOANS]
>> [WOMAN MOANS]
>> [CHRISTIAN PANTING]
>> WELL, I WILL SEE YOU AT WORK
IN THE MORNING.
>> [PANTING]
[DOOR SHUTS]
>> [EXHALES]
>> CONOR FINALLY FELL ASLEEP.
>> [JULIA RETCHING]
>> YOU´RE THROWING UP AGAIN?
>> [GROANING]
I´M SORRY. EVEN TEA MAKES ME
VOMIT.
>> HAVE YOU HAD ANYTHING TO EAT?
[WATER RUNNING]
>> I DON´T WANT TO TELL THE KIDS
THAT I HAVE AIDS.
>> JULIA, YOU DON´T HAVE AIDS.
>> I´VE GOT ALL THE SYMPTOMS.
>> WELL, ALONG WITH 100 OTHER
POSSIBLE THINGS. IT´S EXTREMELY
DIFFICULT TO SPREAD BETWEEN
WOMEN, AND CHRISTIAN HAS BEEN
VERY CAREFUL EVER SINCE GINA.
>> YEAH. SO CAREFUL THAT...
HE´S IGNORING ME.
I FEEL LIKE I´M GOING THROUGH
THIS ALONE.
>> WELL, YOU´RE NOT.
I´LL STAY WITH YOU.
>> NO. I´M SURE YOU HAVE PLANS.
AND CHRISTIAN SHOULD BE HERE ANY
MINUTE.
>> I´LL STAY TILL CHRISTIAN GETS
HERE.
[DOOR OPENS]
>> [SCOFFS]
WHAT IS THIS, POST-COITUS
CUDDLING?
>> DON´T BE AN ASSHOLE. SHE´S
SICK. SHE CAN BARELY HOLD HER
HEAD UP. FELL ASLEEP WAITING
FOR YOU.
>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> THERE WERE SOME COMPLICATIONS
WITH A PATIENT RECOVERY.
THE TRANSPLANT DIDN´T TAKE, SO I
HAD TO REDO IT.
>> YOU COULD HAVE CALLED.
>> WELL, I DIDN´T. BUT I´M HERE
NOW.
AND YOU DON´T HAVE A RING ON
YOUR FINGER ANYMORE, SO...
TIME FOR YOU TO GO.
>> REST AND FLUIDS, HMM?
>> [SUCKS IN AIR]
[POPS]
>> [EXHALES]
[DOOR SHUTS]
>> [SIGHS]
HE TOOK THE KIDS FOR AN EARLY
DINNER. WHEN YOU DIDN´T SHOW UP,
HE OFFERED TO STAY UNTIL YOU
DID.
>> [SNORTS]
YOU COULD HAVE CALLED ME TOO,
YOU KNOW.
>> I GUESS I HAD ALL THE HELP
I NEEDED.
>> [EXHALES]
>> YOU´RE LEAVING ME?
>> I HAVE TO, MAGDA. I...
IT´S TIME I FIND MY OWN
IDENTITY.
>> WHAT WILL THAT BE, JEFF? WHO
ARE YOU WITHOUT ME? I FOUND YOU
ON SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD
WITHOUT A POT TO PISS IN.
EVERYTHING YOU ARE IS BECAUSE OF
WHAT I DID. I MADE YOU A MAN.
>> YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I DON´T
LIKE THE MAN I´VE BECOME.
>> COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. YOU
SEEM TO LOVE HAVING GIFTS
SHOWERED DOWN ON YOU. TRIPS TO
EUROPE, CARS, A NEW WARDROBE
EVERY SEASON.
DON´T YOU WANT THAT NEW BENTLEY
THAT´S PARKED OUTSIDE? IT WAS
GOING TO BE YOUR WELCOME HOME
GIFT.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW I´M SLOWING
DOWN, AND I CAN´T KEEP UP ALL
THE TIME, SO I FIGURED IT WOULD
BE GREAT FOR YOU TO HAVE A NEW
CAR TO DRIVE AROUND IN AND SHOW
OFF YOUR NEW FACE TO YOUR
FRIENDS. AND I WAS GOING TO
THROW IN $500 MORE A WEEK
WALKING-AROUND MONEY.
YOU KNOW, JEFFY, YOU´RE WHAT
KEEPS ME ALIVE.
BUT I´M NOT GOING TO LIVE
FOREVER.
>> YOU...YOU PROMISE?
[MINNIE RIPERTON PERFORMING
LOVIN´ YOU]
>> ♫ LOVIN´ YOU IS EASY... ♫
>> TO US.
[CLINKS]
>> AGAIN, I´M SORRY I WAS SO
LATE.
>> FORGET ABOUT IT.
[CHUCKLES]
FORGET ABOUT IT!
[LAUGHS]
WHILE I WAS WAITING, I MADE
FRIENDS WITH THIS BOTTLE HERE.
>> YEAH, I SEE THAT.
MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD TAKE SOME
TIME APART.
>> OH, I´M FINE, COOKIE.
PERFECT! WELL, I´VE GOT SOME
GOOD NEWS, AND I´VE GOT SOME
BAD NEWS.
>> ♫ HAS MADE MY LIFE... ♫
>> THE BAD NEWS IS, NEXT WEEK,
YOU HAVE A NUDE SCENE WITH
2-TON TINSLEY.
>> WHAT? COLLEEN, I CAN´T DO
THAT. I´M NOT EVEN AN ACTOR.
IT´S UNDIGNIFIED--
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS, I TOLD THAT
FREDDIE "FORGET IT! MY CLIENT
WON´T DO IT. NO NUDIE."
HE AGREED. YOU´RE GETTING MORE
SURGERIES.
WHICH MEANS YOU GET TO KEEP WHAT
I AM SURE IS THAT SCRUMPTIOUS
WEENIE OF YOURS UNDER WRAPS.
>> ♫ LA, LA,
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO,
AHH ♫
>> WHAT´S THE MATTER?
>> NOTHING. UH, MY STEAK´S
A LITTLE RARE, BUT--
>> EXCUSE ME.
>> NO, COLLEEN, IT´S FINE.
>> LET ME DO MY JOB, SEAN.
WAITRESS. [SNAPS]
>> ♫ EACH DAY IN SPRINGTIME,
´CAUSE LOVIN´ YOU... ♫
>> OH, GOD. MAGDA, SLOW DOWN.
SLOW DOWN. YOU´RE GOING TO HURT
YOURSELF.
>> ZIP IT. YOU´RE RUINING MY
TOM SELLECK FANTASY. OH, MAGNUM!
>> OH! SOMEBODY´S GOING TO SEE
US!
>> [ECHOING] GOOD! WE´LL CHARGE
ADMISSION.
OH! OH! OH!
YEAH!
SUPER ORGASM!
OH! OH!
HEY!
WHERE DID YOU GO? WAKE UP.
WAKE UP!
[CHIMES]
>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE OK?
>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE?
>> COLLEEN, THIS IS
INAPPROPRIATE.
>> MMM.
>> THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE.
>> GO AHEAD. SQUEEZE THEM.
THESE AREN´T THE TITS OF
A 50ish-YEAR-OLD WOMAN,
AM I RIGHT?
>> YOU´RE DRUNK, OK? JUST GO TO
BED AND GET SOME REST, AND I´LL
TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
>> THEY LOOK FAKE, THEY´RE SO
PERKY.
>> COLLEEN, GET OUT OF THE CAR.
>> SORRY. [SNIFFLES]
SORRY, COOKIE. OH, SHIT, AM I
SORRY.
>> IT´S FINE--
>> NO, IT ISN´T FINE. IT´S--
EVER SINCE MY HUSBAND LEFT ME
2 YEARS AGO FOR THIS YOUNG
GODDAMN EXTRA FROM THE YOUNG AND
THE RESTLESS...
AND THEN, I HAD THESE FIBROID
TUMORS THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS
THAT THEY CUT OUT OF ME.
[GROANS]
SORRY. IT WON´T HAPPEN AGAIN,
COOKIE.
OH, SHIT. [SNORTS]
I´VE GOT TO GO BACK TO A.A.
TOMORROW.
AGENTS ANONYMOUS. [CHUCKLES]
GET IT? [LAUGHS]
>> JUST DRINK SOME WATER AND GO
TO BED, PLEASE.
>> [BURPS]
DO YOU HAVE A BREATH MINT?
NO?
OK.
>> OH, JESUS, GOD.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
>> YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
THANK YOU.
[RINGS AND BEEPS]
>> McNAMARA/TROY. THANK YOU FOR
HOLDING. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
OH, HI, JULIA. HOW ARE YOU
FEELING?
>> [COUGHS] UM, LISTEN, I´D LOVE
TO TALK. I JUST--UM, I NEED
CHRISTIAN.
>> I HAVEN´T SEEN HIM YET. DID
YOU TRY HIS CELL?
>> HE´S NOT PICKING UP. UM...
YOU JUST TELL HIM THAT I CALLED.
>> ANY MESSAGE?
>> WILL YOU ASK HIM IF HE´S
HEARD FROM DR. HUGHES? I WAS
JUST, UM...
HOPING THAT HE COULD RUSH
THROUGH SOME TEST RESULTS OF
MINE. [COUGHING]
>> I WILL DEFINITELY MAKE SURE
THAT HE GETS THAT MESSAGE.
YOU FEEL BETTER, OK?
BYE.
[DOOR SHUTS]
>> [SIGHS]
>> HI.
>> ANY MESSAGES?
>> YEAH.
>> [SIGHS] JULIA CALL?
>> NO. BUT THERE´S A FRESH POT
OF SUMATRA IN THE KITCHEN.
>> [SIGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]
>> HI, JULIA.
>> OH.
>> WHEN I SPOKE TO YOU ON
THE PHONE, I WAS SO WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
HERE.
>> OH, GOD. UM, THANKS. GOD. CAN
YOU JUST LEAVE THEM THERE?
SMELLS RIGHT NOW ARE MAKING ME--
>> OH! I REMEMBER THAT FEELING
WHEN I WAS FIRST ON
THE COCKTAIL. EVEN THE SLIGHTEST
ODOR WOULD MAKE ME YACK.
HAS DR. HUGHES PUT YOU ON
THE COCKTAIL ALREADY?
>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT YOU´RE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> IT´S NOT HIV TESTS THAT
YOU´RE WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT?
JULIA, ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF
ME ANSWERING THE PHONES IS THAT
I AM THE GATEKEEPER FOR
THE ENTIRE OFFICE. NOTHING GETS
PAST ME. NOW, WHAT I CAN´T
FIGURE OUT IS HOW YOU MANAGED TO
PUT YOURSELF AT RISK. AND
CHRISTIAN USES CONDOMS, RIGHT?
>> IS CHRISTIAN POSITIVE?
>> I´M SURE EVERYTHING´S GOING
TO BE FINE. I´M JUST A CYNIC.
EVEN IF THE WORST WERE TO OCCUR,
YOU COULD GET THROUGH THIS.
I CAN HELP YOU. CHRISTIAN WILL
HELP YOU. WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT
I WAS POSITIVE, HE WAS SO
WONDERFUL. HE WAS A FOUNT OF
SUPPORT.
>> NOT FOR ME. I´VE BARELY SEEN
HIM LATELY.
>> OH.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
>> WHAT´S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>> [EXHALES] I HATE TO BE
THE ONE TO BRING YOU BAD NEWS,
BUT I THINK THAT WE´RE FRIENDS,
EVEN IF YOUR SHITTY MANAGERIAL
SKILLS DID SINGLE-HANDEDLY
DESTROY THE SPA THAT I
SACRIFICED MY ENTIRE NEST EGG
FOR.
>> JUST SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO
SAY, GINA.
>> CHRISTIAN´S HAVING AN AFFAIR.
>> [SCOFFS]
>> I LITERALLY WALKED IN ON
THEM. IT--IT WAS DEGRADING.
>> NO, NO. THAT´S NOT TRUE.
>> OH, DON´T BE SUCH
A POLLYANNA, JULIA. IT MAKES ME
SICK.
>> GINA, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE,
PLEASE. RIGHT NOW.
>> OK.
BYE.
YOU KNOW, I GUESS ALL THAT I´M
TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK YOU
NEED TO KEEP THAT DYKE CLOSE.
CHRISTIAN IS NOT CAPABLE OF
KEEPING HIS SWORD SHEATHED. HE´S
NOT CAPABLE OF STAYING
COMMITTED. THAT´S NOT NEWS TO
YOU, RIGHT? I MEAN, SURELY,
YOU´VE FIGURED THAT OUT AFTER
ALL THESE YEARS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
GINA?
>> HMM.
JUST A LITTLE GIRL TALK.
OH. JULIA, WHAT I NEGLECTED TO
TELL YOU IS THE WOMAN
CHRISTIAN´S HAVING THE AFFAIR
WITH IS ME.
>> SHE´S A DIRTY, WHORING LIAR,
AND SHE´S BEEN IN LOVE WITH ME
FOR YEARS.
>> BUT ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH
HER, CHRISTIAN?
>> NO. SHE´S GOT THE GATE TO
HELL BETWEEN HER LEGS.
>> WHY DON´T YOU TELL YOUR
PRECIOUS JULIA WHERE YOU WERE
LAST NIGHT?
OK. FINE. I WILL.
AT HOME WITH MY TONGUE
IN HIS ASS.
[SNORTS]
>> I WANT YOU TO LEAVE, GINA.
AND BY THE WAY, YOU´RE FIRED.
>> OH, YEAH. I EXPECTED THAT.
I MEAN, IT´S A CONFLICT OF
INTEREST, OUR WORKING TOGETHER
NOW.
AND FEEL BETTER, JULIA.
>> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU´D
NEVER CHANGE.
>> YOU´RE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE,
ACCUSING ME OF SLEEPING AROUND
WHEN THE ONLY EVIDENCE YOU HAVE
IS THAT WINGNUT...
DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU´RE
CHEATING ON OLIVIA.
>> I CAN´T TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
I´M NOT FEELING WELL.
>> THERE´S ALWAYS SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOU.
AT LEAST GINA DOESN´T LIVE IN
DENIAL, LIKE YOU DO.
>> YOU WANT ME TO JUST FACE
FACTS AND ADMIT THAT THIS
RELATIONSHIP ISN´T WORKING? IS
THAT IT? [SNIFFLES]
THAT YOU´RE NEVER HERE FOR ME?
THAT YOU DON´T SUPPORT ME?
THAT I´M NOT EVEN SICK?
>> YOU´RE NOT SICK, JULIA.
OR SHOULD I SAY, YOU DIDN´T
CATCH ANYTHING FROM ME?
I´M GOING TO GO HEAT UP SOME
SOUP FOR YOU OR SOMETHING.
TELL ME YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT
YOURSELF NOW.
>> ME? I´M PERFECT. IT´S
DUDLEY DO-RIGHT HERE. YOU GOT TO
DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIS CHIN.
EVERY TIME I´M RIDING HIM, IT´S
LIKE I´M SITTING ON A BUTT PLUG.
>> AND YOU REALLY WANT THIS? NOT
JUST HER MAKING THIS DECISION
FOR YOU?
>> SURE. I MEAN, SHE JUST GAVE
ME A BENTLEY.
>> MAGDA, DON´T YOU THINK IT´S
A LITTLE SOON TO BE GETTING BACK
IN THE SADDLE, SO TO SPEAK?
>> HELL, NO. IT´S NOW OR NEVER,
GUYS. I MEAN, I´M PRETTY MUCH
KNOCKING AT DEATH´S DOOR, AND I
DON´T SEE ANYONE WAITING ON
THE OTHER SIDE FOR ME.
>> THEN OUT OF RESPECT FOR
MR. MORRIS. HE´S HAD A GRAND MAL
SEIZURE. HE´S A VEGETABLE. HE´LL
NEVER LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN.
>> YEAH, THAT´S A DAMN SHAME.
JEFF WAS REALLY GREAT IN
THE SACK. THIS ONE JUST LAYS
THERE LIKE A BAG OF ROCKS.
BUT I´M TEACHING HIM.
YOU KNOW, JEFF MADE HIS OWN
CHOICES IN LIFE. AND I GOT TO DO
THE SAME THING. IT´S TIME TO
MOVE ON. YOU GET NOTHING FROM
THE PAST, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
THE FUTURE IS. IT´S THE PRESENT,
BOYS. YOU GOT TO TAKE A BITE OUT
OF THAT APPLE AND HAVE FUN WHILE
YOU CAN. NOBODY´S KEEPING SCORE.
[BELL RINGS]
>> HEY, COOKIE. GOT US SOME
JAMBA JUICES. I´VE GOT BANANA
BERRY OR RAZZMATAZZ. WHICH ONE
DO YOU WANT? [CHUCKLES]
AFTER THE SCENE I MADE LAST
NIGHT, I NEED TO REPLENISH MY
FLUIDS. [LAUGHS]
THAT´S AN APOLOGY, BY THE WAY.
>> APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
I´LL CALL YOU IF I NEED YOU.
>> I WAS, UM, THINKING I´D STICK
AROUND AND WATCH THE SCENE.
>> DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER AGENTS
HERE, COLLEEN? EVERY DAY, YOU
HAVE SOME EXCUSE TO COME VISIT
AND HOVER AROUND ME LIKE SOME
IRRITATING FLY. WHY DON´T YOU GO
BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND JUST LET
ME DO MY WORK?
>> NOW, YOU JUST STOP WITH
THE ATTITUDE, MISTER FANCY
PANTS. [SCOFFS]
WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER HERE.
>> NO, WE DON´T. I´M TIRED OF
YOU CROSSING BOUNDARIES. I´M
YOUR CLIENT, NOT YOUR FRIEND.
AND WE NEED TO KEEP THINGS
PROFESSIONAL. I DON´T WANT TO
SEE YOU HERE UNLESS I INVITE
YOU. AM I CLEAR?
THANKS FOR THE JAMBA JUICE.
OOH, HEY, UH...
HOW MUCH MORE TIME DO THEY NEED
TO LIGHT THE SET?
>> ABOUT 25 MINUTES.
>> CAN YOU THROW THIS AWAY
FOR ME?
HAVE WE MET?
>> NO, BUT YOU´RE SEAN McNAMARA,
RIGHT?
NEVER REALLY MET A TV STAR
BEFORE.
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> I´M JENNY. I´M JUST AN EXTRA
HERE.
>> WELL, THERE ARE NO SMALL
PARTS, JENNY. CAN I SHOW YOU
AROUND?
>> SURE.
[DISTANT POLICE SIREN BLARING]
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> WELL, I FIGURED THAT YOU
CALLED TO APOLOGIZE, AND I
WANTED TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS
POSSIBLE.
>> I DIDN´T COME TO APOLOGIZE.
I CAME TO SERVE YOU WITH
A RESTRAINING ORDER.
I DON´T WANT YOU NEAR ME,
WILBUR, JULIA, OR MY WORK EVER
AGAIN.
>> THAT´S BULLSHIT.
I DIDN´T DO ANYTHING.
>> I TOOK A PAGE OUT OF YOUR
BOOK, SATAN--I LIED. I TOLD
THE JUDGE THAT YOU WERE
HARASSING ME AND MY FAMILY, AND
THAT YOU WERE STALKING JULIA.
WITH YOUR HISTORY, HE DIDN´T
HAVE TO THINK TWICE.
>> OK.
IF THIS IS IT BETWEEN US,
THEN...
WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD END IT
THE WAY WE BEGAN IT. I MADE US
A MEAL. I THINK YOUR MOUTH´S
GOING TO WATER WHEN YOU SEE
THE FIRST COURSE.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
>> [CHUCKLES] VERY CUTE.
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> BUT YOU´RE KIDDING YOURSELF,
GINA.
>> I KNOW YOU WANT IT,
CHRISTIAN. I KNOW YOU WANT IT
´CAUSE YOU´RE JUST LIKE ME.
>> I´M NOTHING LIKE YOU. YOU´RE
A GODDAMN MEDUSA.
>> WHAT, YOU´RE A FRIGGIN´
SAINT? YOU´RE ALWAYS GOING TO
CHEAT ON JULIA. YOU ARE ALWAYS
GOING TO COME BACK TO ME BECAUSE
I´M THE FILTHIEST PIECE OF ASS
YOU´VE EVER HAD.
I CAME SO HARD...
WATCHING YOU BANG THAT GIRL.
AND SO DID YOU.
I DON´T JUDGE YOU.
>> THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE´LL
EVER SEE EACH OTHER.
>> [SCOFFS] YOU LOVE ME,
ASSHOLE, IN YOUR OWN WAY.
[EXHALES] JUST LIKE I LOVE YOU.
LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE.
>> THERE´S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
LOVE AND SEX.
>> NO, THERE ISN´T. SEX IS
THE ONLY WAY THAT WE CAN FEEL
WE´RE NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD.
YOU´RE ALWAYS GOING TO FEEL
ALONE WITH JULIA ´CAUSE SHE´S
NEVER GOING TO GIVE HER WHOLE
SELF TO YOU.
>> I´M LEAVING.
>>[WHISPERING] Come on. Just one
last bang. Huh?
Just for old time´s sake.
>> NO.
>> Just stick it in.
Just the tip. Just a little bit.
You can take all your rage out
on me, just like you always
have.
>> [WHISPERS] Give me
the condom.
[ZIPS]
>> [EXHALES]
>> [CHRISTIAN GRUNTS]
>> [GASPS]
THIS IS LOVE.
>> [BOTH GRUNT]
>> [GASPS]
>> [GRUNTS]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
>> [SCREAMS]
[THUDS]
Gina: THIS IS LOVE.